1. Long hair must not be left down if you are planning on holding your child. He will end up with a fistful, and you will end up with a bald spot. This also goes for hoop earrings. ow.
2. Don't get too attached to cute baby outfits. They will get pooped on and stained. Most likely the first time they wear the outfit, and before anyone even gets to see it.
3. If you want to lose all of your baby weight, and quickly, take your infant out to dinner. They will cry incessantly the instant you pick up your fork.
4. Don't think you will have any time to get anything accomplished around your house. Your husband will be pleading with you to at least do a load of underwear and socks, you will be eating dinner out of tupperware containers because your good dishes will be in the sink, and you'll probably even forget where you keep the vacuum. But it's okay...playing with your baby is SO much more fun than housework, anyway.
5. I can't believe I'm saying this, but heels are not everyday shoes anymore. No, you know what? They're not even once a week shoes anymore! For the first time in years, I am putting function instead of fashion. And I have to be honest...it feels good.
6. Get a big memory card for your camera. You'll be taking pictures of EVERYTHING...first bath, first smile, first baseball game, second bath, first time in the bassinet, first time in the crib, first "little man" outfit, first time he finds his toes, third bath...okay, you get the idea...
7. There is nothing in the entire world that I wouldn't do for my son. Seeing him smile is worth more than anything, and Nick and I absolutely love watching him grow and develop every day!



